We did these together as a class!

Why did the fly cross the road?
He wanted to get hit by a windshield! (by Brandon)

Why did the fly cross the road?
She wanted to lay eggs on the road kill!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes them all, because they keep burning up.

If a fly married a horse, what would their children be?
Horseflies! (by Carla)

If a fly eats too many bananas what happens?
It turns into a fruit fly!

What is a fly who can't fly named?
Walk!

Why did the fly go in the fire?
He wanted to be a firefly! (by Mark)

What did the fly colour her hair with?
Fly dye! (by Shaneil)

What do you call a fly with a sore throat?
A hoarse fly!

What do you call a fly who likes socks?
A shoe fly! (by Mrs. Turner)

What did the stressed out fly say?
I'm too buzzy!

What did the annoyed fly say to the pest?
Stop bugging me!

What did they call the dead Egyptian fly?
A mumifly! (by Logan)

 

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